(Source: haemus, via greetings)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Pretend Naptime Derp

(via deepbreathsbabe)

s-kipp:

I just want a tiny apartment with you, ordering take out food and sitting on the floor at 2 am. laughing because were so high and everything’s so right.

(via unrrelated)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via machiavelli1601)

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: barbiemovies, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

(Source: heteroh, via machiavelli1601)

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

(Source: pseudofailure, via deepbreathsbabe)

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via trust)

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via machiavelli1601)